I wish i’d looked after me tits
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits.
‘Cos now I’m much older and gravity’s winning.
It’s Nature’s revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits
‘Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I’d looked after me tits.
When they’re both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it’s not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they’re less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I’d looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I’d looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they’re less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits
Clean cut and simple
(via sweethomestyle)
Seems fun
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into the golden fog
this gets me everytime.
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Football Manager
Just started playing this the other night my friend gave me a copy on steam. It’s basically just like being a manager of a soccer team, and you can pretty much pick from any team out there. I started with a team i actually knew so i could start to expand my knowledge of leagues outside of the English premier league. It is a very fun game and is rather consuming.
lmfao oh my god this is so great.
Gamer
This was such an amazing movie. Probably one of the best I have seen all year. If you like titties, and violence then this is definitely the movie for you. I just saw it tonight and it was the prefect amount of time, and honestly it never lost my attention. When the violence started to drop the titties starting to raise, and vice versa. It was pretty much the perfect movie considering how much I like tits.
